the government has thousands of hours of compiled security footage of people tripping in public and hundreds of employees tasked with watching it. they’re not allowed to laugh because it’s for reference purposes only


alright listen asshole. the statue of liberty is not single. we’ve been dating for about three months now. keep your filthy hands off of her or i’ll mail them back to your family




i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob


Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed




basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 


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